I’m not even going to lie, I immediately go into the handicap stall if it’s free. A more spacious experience is a better one, in my opinion.
I could be missing the bigger picture here, mostly because I am not handicapped. I do feel guilty, but at the same time, I don’t like small spaces because I was locked in a suitcase and a bathroom when I was younger.
Do I just suck it up and sacrifice space for sanity? Or do I go for the gold and ignore the haters hoping to all heavens that someone doesn’t wheel in with the burning need to release their bladder?
Then if you are in the bathroom and you hear people come in, you have to look at the feet, right? You need to know who it is, and if you do know who it is, is it weird to say hello? No one wants eye contact through the stalls, that’s awkward as hell. Keep your head down, analyze the foot traffic and make an assessment.
Does knowing who people are by their feet make you a weirdo? Asking for a friend.
If you do know the person, but only a little bit, you’re not obligated to talk to them while you’re washing your hands right? It’s like the rules of elevator etiquette apply here. A nice, firm “hello!” and then a quick wash of the hands and be on your way.
My reasoning is because after you do establish a small talk conversation where you both mutually agree that it is either warm or cold outside and you wish that the week was over, it just becomes an awkward hang out until one of the two of you decide what safe topic to discuss next.
Do I have to make small talk in the bathroom with someone I barely know?
I get that after twenty-five years, these rules should have been clear. But honestly, I’m navigating the sea of life, and I find myself severely off course more times than I can count.
All I do know is that you never, under any circumstances use the first stall.
Please help me.