So, uh, I guess this is where I tell you about myself. There’s not much, so here are the cliff notes.
One time I “met” Pink in an elevator with my grandmother. I put the term met in quotations because I just awkwardly stared at her, proceeded to conveniently get off on the same floor and stealthily followed her to her lodging quarters without being noticed.
I didn’t go home with an autograph, but I did go home with the realization that my grandmother and I would be a really great generationally transcendent ninja duo.
I have never been told I have street smarts, but I have also never been told I’m book smart either. I am addicted to HGTV, but I cannot do anything myself. I am a writer by trade and a trader by write. No, wait, that’s not how that works. Whatever. I like hotdogs.
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