Thus, unfortunately – or fortunately depending on how you look at it – I don’t have anything new to contribute today, but something noteworthy did happen. So I’m going to but on my current events cap and botch the absolute crap out of this reporting.
Bear with me.
Fred Phelps Sr., the infamous leader of the deplorable, anti-semitic establishment that is the Westboro Baptist Church passed away today; and while his death is nothing to celebrate, we can revel in the irony of it all, and realize that he was a psychotic human being with nothing else to do but to plot to ruin other peoples’ lives.
If there’s anything you can take away from this event, it is that God does not in fact, “hate fags,” and being who you are is what you were born to do. Don’t be afraid to show your true colors. Unless you’re naturally green and scaly, you might be part lizard, and you may want to get that checked out.
Real talk. Regardless of race, gender, sexuality, or economic status, we are all on this planet together and deserve to be on this planet together. No one human is above any other, and you are all perfect the way you are.
Rant over, enjoy your Thursday, and drink a beer for me.
Oh, sorry. Quick question. When is the rapture, though?
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