- Because they’re bored
- Because it’s 5pm
- Because it’s 9pm
- Because it’s last call
- Because it’s happy hour
- Because there are jello shots
- Because there is Fireball
- Because, “You’re just, like, my best friend and I love you, so much. Like really. To the moon and back, girlfran.”
- Because it’s my turn
- Because it’s their turn
- Because she’s new to the group
- Because she’s not in the group
- Because she’s a better wingwoman when she’s drunk
- Because she took one for the team
- Because she needs it
- Because I need it
- Because it will make us dance
- Because I’m an enabler
- Because we’re easily persuaded
- Because you know she won’t say no
- Because she got promoted
- Because we got fired
- Because we’re single
- Because her boyfriend is gone
- Because we got dumped
- Because we dumped someone
- Because it’s a holiday
- Because we’re on vacation
- Because tropical drinks will make you think you’re on vacation
- Because she’s not pregnant
- Because there’s a snowstorm
- Because we’re hungover
- Because it’s cold outside and drinks make us warm
- Because it’s pay day
- Because we’re the only people at the bar
- Because my job sucks
- Because our feet hurt
- Because, “You look like you need a drink.”
- Because we look good
- Because we feel like shit
- Because when we don’t eat dinner we get drunk faster
- Because wine is good for our heart
- Because, “WE NEED TO CHEERS!”
- Because we need to toast to random events
- Because we need to look interesting
- Because I showered today
- Because I need to ask you something important and/or horrible
- Because I’m going to guilt you into doing something you don’t want to do but will do it anyways cause I bought you that drink in your hand
- Because you got a haircut
- Because it’s Sunday Funday
- Because it’s brunch
- Because it’s an open bar and I’m not really buying it
- Because it’s relaxing
- Because I had a bad day at work
- Because you had a great day at work
- Because you got laid
- Because we’re trying to get laid
- Because it’s a weekday
- Because it’s the weekend
- Because I need to unwind
- Because any excuse to buy a drink is a good excuse to buy a drink
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‘because I’m an enabler’ pahahaha 🙂 Check your emails btw megggggggggggggg 😉