Because I was definitely not bored when I made this list:
A – And, I need a nap. A long nap. Even a short nap will do.
B – Biting my nails.
C – Craigslist. Just to see what’s for free… or for sale… or who missed a connection.
D – DOODLING!
E – Eating so much food even though I’m not hungry.
F – Facebook stalking so well that I could get hired by the FBI.
G – Googling random facts to up my trivia IQ.
H – How many of my feet could fit inside Shaq’s shoe?
I – Is it Friday? Oh, it’s Saturday? Crap.
J – Justifying my Pinterest addiction with having extra time.
K – Kidding, I don’t have extra time, I’m just actively avoiding doing things I don’t want to do.
L – Lunch time. It’s almost lunch time.
M -Making lists just so I can cross off things I’ve already accomplished.
N – Netflix, just give me what I want. Become a crystal ball.
O – On the seventh day, God created boredom. I think? Or maybe he was bored and that’s why he created Sunday. Someone please clarify.
P – Pretending to do something in order to look busy.
Q – Questionable search history may lead to termination.
R – Red wine, in my belly, soon, please. Yes.
S – Sporcle.com
T – Texting. Texting anyone who will respond to me. Someone, please respond to me.
U – Underestimated how long it would take to write this list.
V – Very tempted to clean something. But not.
W – When is an appropriate time to have another snack?
X – X is a stupid letter.
Y – Yesterday went by so much quicker.
Z – Zen, bitches.