You asked him about his thoughts on the color blue, and he hasn’t responded. The nerve!
Here’s what he could be doing instead:
- sleeping
- rattling off sports statistics in a macho-off with his friends
- eating pizza
- doing hoodrat shit with his friends
- watching baseball
- watching basketball
- watching football
- watching hockey
- watching any other sport in the world
- watching sports center
- reading ESPN.com
- eating burritos
- googling pictures of Dwayne Wade
- drinking beers with his friends
- playing video games
- playing basketball
- playing football
- playing baseball
- playing golf
- googling pictures of Kevin Durant
- doing anything active
- taking a nap
- eating pasta
- trying to figure out why you asked him that question
- doing push ups
- googling sports predictions for the upcoming season
- watching porn
- reading Barstool Sports
- complaining that there is no one around to make him a sandwich
- talking to someone on the phone
- taking a shower
- forgetting you texted him in the first place
- researching the illuminati on wikipedia
- grocery shopping
- comparing who has bigger biceps among his friends
- googling pictures of Mila Kunis
- making fun of someone else in his group of friends
- watching a movie
- trying to figure out/understand the female psyche
- actually doing work
- dreaming out the next meal
- talking in a weird accent
- masturbating
- googling pictures of sneakers
- driving somewhere
- not talking about his feelings
- working out
- watching videos of old people falling over on YouTube
- eating lunch
- eating breakfast
- eating dinner
- eating a snack
- watching some more porn
- refreshing that app that tells you all those sports scores and stats
- googling pictures of LeBron James
- pretending to work out while they check out other girls at the gym
- figuring out where he left his cell phone
- on his lunch break
- enjoying some extra curricular activities
- or he just doesn’t feel like answering your question because he feels no immediate need to respond as it will not directly benefit him in the near future
Half and Half 
-presuming that the “message read” notification is a sufficient enough response
sneaky passive aggressive.
or…intentional “meh” shoulder shrug.
Funny! Thanks for making your list!
Thank you for reading 🙂
This guy you’re texting is far too active to be real lol You forgot sitting in a room while his phone is under the couch cushion in another room or taking a dump 🙂
Ah yes! Totally forgot to allot time for bathroom usage.