You heard me. I’m just too sexy for it.
Actually, this shirt is too sexy for me.
Have a hangover? Slap on this vintage, limited edition XXL 2002 Jingle Ball long sleeve shirt and perk your brain right up. No headaches, just happiness.
Feeling downtrodden? Not with this fabulous fabric chest piece complete with an intertwined embrace featuring none other than pop superstars, Destiny’s Child.
Don’t have a fashion sense? Not a problem, because Avril Lavigne is on the back sporting polarized yellow aviators, so you know you’re not the worst looking one in the room.
Forgot about Ja Rule? Never again, because he’s featured on the front AND the back of this majestic poly-fiber blended shirt.
Want to land a hot date? Just make sure that Nelly is visible and no one can deny you when you ask, “You want to take a ride with me?” It’s just science.
Feeling nostalgic? You’re in luck because Justin Timberlake and his frosted tips make an appearance. Never miss out on your 90’s memories again!
Can’t get this shirt out of your head? Neither can Kylie Minogue! Turns out, this shirt was the inspiration for that
annoying hit song. You’re welcome, world!
*** No, this is not for sale. Unless you want to buy it. Have your people call my people.