Because what else do I have to do except draw all my flaws in geometric form?
Don’t answer that.
I’m constantly trying to find a reason that math is relevant in today’s society, because in my opinion, calculators are the shit and I don’t know how to long divide double digits. Don’t repeat that. Therefore, by all my calculations (no pun intended, but totally intended) math is stupid.
But then I realized that I can express segments of my life with pie charts. I love pie. I love charts. I guess I love math? Did I just become a math person?
What do math people look like? Do they wear glasses? I have some. Do I need to buy a pocket protector for all my pencils? I don’t even have shirts with pockets. This seems expensive.
WHAT’S GOING ON HERE, PEOPLE?
Whatever. Let’s get to the good stuff. Here is my life in pie charts.
What would your pie charts include? Don’t answer that, I don’t want to feel more inadequate than I already do.
Half and Half 
Hahahahaha I loved this. The one about Marshalls I was like “OH GIRL YES.”
Marshall’s is both my best friend and my nemesis!
Haha, looks like you really like wine. I’m not into onion rings but professional food testing is actually something I could see myself doing for a living. 😉
Taking off your pants and your bra are two of the most satisfying things of an evening.
AY-MEN.
Might as well include “selling artworks” for money 😉