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help</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-06T17:05:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/07/23/hotdogs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/images.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/hdd.jpg</image:loc><image:title>HDD</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/1111.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1111</image:title><image:caption>Get in line, pal.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/unnamed1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>PALMED 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Single. Day.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-21T13:25:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2015/04/02/the-top-5-reasons-i-wash-my-hands-after-going-to-the-bathroom/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/stock-footage-public-restroom-signs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stock-footage-public-restroom-signs</image:title><image:caption>So clean! NOT. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/funny-unisex-bathroom-sign-se-2028.gif</image:loc><image:title>Funny-Unisex-Bathroom-Sign-SE-2028</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-09T03:34:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2015/03/14/i-just-realized-im-twenty-five-and-my-life-is-over/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/help-message-backgrounds-wallpapers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>help-message-backgrounds-wallpapers</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-28T13:45:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2015/02/22/annual-oscar-live-tweet-extravaganza-where-i-mostly-talk-about-how-much-i-dislike-kristen-stewart-and-fake-date-leo-dicaps/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/untitled.png</image:loc><image:title>Untitled</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-24T20:43:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2015/02/17/survival-of-the-fittest-or-in-my-case-surviving/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/7a7b78d5568248c69972205b723976efda0ec29b76bd7568cb3fecbb155f5190.jpg</image:loc><image:title>7a7b78d5568248c69972205b723976efda0ec29b76bd7568cb3fecbb155f5190</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-21T14:00:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2015/02/05/emergency-alert-help-me-win-a-free-burrito/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/10376853_3074089406331_1121955968840880635_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10376853_3074089406331_1121955968840880635_n</image:title><image:caption>This is the first Chipotle, ever, in the history of the world. I found it. And I ate there. And it was magic. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-05T19:24:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2015/01/27/the-unwritten-rules-of-being-in-a-relationship/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/fire-alarm-squirrel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fire-alarm-squirrel</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-03T15:35:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2015/01/23/skymall-filed-for-bankruptcy-and-i-have-nothing-to-live-for-anymore/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/la-fi-skymall-20140427.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Skymall magazine turns 25 with plans to focus on online sales.</image:title><image:caption>HELP. PLEASE, SEND 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</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/img_3178.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_3178</image:title><image:caption>This is what I would look like if I was a gargoyle. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-05T14:48:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/12/31/im-wearing-zombie-socks-and-forgot-to-wear-make-up-to-work/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/1552975_2851967493422_1285281909_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1552975_2851967493422_1285281909_n</image:title><image:caption>2013 = fireball and ugly face. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1</image:title><image:caption>Click the picture for a direct 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where no one really cares what you look like.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/mti2ntu2nti5nje5otu1njgy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MTI2NTU2NTI5NjE5OTU1Njgy</image:title><image:caption>NO WAY, WE WON'T WASTE!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/victorias-secret9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Victorias-Secret9</image:title><image:caption>Look at us! We all get along in the name of fancy underwear!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/gallery_1417616387-wc2iat.gif</image:loc><image:title>gallery_1417616387-wc2iat</image:title><image:caption>GET IT OFF ME!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/gallery_nrm_1417610176-459852620.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gallery_nrm_1417610176-459852620</image:title><image:caption>GET IT OFF 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HOW FANCY!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/unnamed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>They do exercise.. and they look good, too. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-06T01:24:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/10/28/tacobell/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/taco_bell_night.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Taco_Bell_Night</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/tacobell_4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tacobell_4</image:title><image:caption>GET IN MY 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on my face, don't give a fuuuuuuuuuuhg. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-02T19:37:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2013/10/02/16/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/pj1-e1380819622450.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PJ1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-01T23:30:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/09/30/no-you-cant-bring-your-life-size-lebron-james-poster-into-the-apartment/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/moving-in-test.jpg</image:loc><image:title>moving-in-test</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-01T23:24:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/09/25/heres-some-helpful-advice-suck-it-up/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/endurance.jpg</image:loc><image:title>endurance</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-04T17:26:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/09/23/the-five-ws-of-beyonces-favorite-fashion-accessory/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/tumblr_n7rggyrifh1r75vuso1_500.png</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_n7rggyRIfh1r75vuso1_500</image:title><image:caption>Exhibit A.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-24T13:59:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/09/19/the-friday-five-my-favorite-posts-of-the-week-7/</loc><lastmod>2014-09-23T15:59:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/09/18/im-going-to-exactly-the-opposite-of-what-you-just-told-me-to-do/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/not-listening.png</image:loc><image:title>not-listening</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-09T14:57:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/09/17/things-id-rather-do-instead-of-wait-in-line-for-the-iphone-6/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/meme3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>meme3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/iphone-6-meme-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>iPhone-6-meme-3</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-17T20:35:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/09/15/15-struggles-only-people-who-love-having-absolutely-no-plans-on-the-weekend-understand/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/lemon1.png</image:loc><image:title>30 Rock</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/lemon.png</image:loc><image:title>Featured Image -- 3043</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-15T18:59:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/08/29/the-friday-five-my-favorite-posts-of-the-week-6/</loc><lastmod>2014-09-11T19:36:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/09/11/a-poem-for-911/</loc><lastmod>2014-09-11T19:26:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/09/12/3037/</loc><lastmod>2014-10-17T16:33:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/09/10/i-wanted-a-pony-i-got-a-lecture/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/unnamed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>Watch out. Marlborough Man. There's a new chick in town. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/tumblr_mfvu4k424u1qeyuguo1_500.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_mfvu4k424U1qeyuguo1_500</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-07T13:20:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/09/09/things-that-are-more-important-than-the-next-royal-baby/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/royal-baby-william-and-kate-wallpaper.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Royal-baby-william-and-kate-wallpaper</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-10T02:11:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/09/08/im-on-the-wrong-side-of-twenty-five/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/vacation.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vacation</image:title><image:caption>Chevvvvvvvs.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-09T11:24:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/09/02/hey-everyone-im-on-vacation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/i-dont-make-enough-money-to-go-on-vacation-ecard.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>i-dont-make-enough-money-to-go-on-vacation-ecard</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/not-listening-otter-meme.jpg</image:loc><image:title>not-listening-otter-meme</image:title><image:caption>Essentially.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-03T21:51:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/08/28/its-come-to-my-attention-that-i-am-short-on-friends/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/badge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>badge</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-30T13:29:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/08/27/the-dos-and-donts-of-going-back-to-school/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/what-are-hilarious-e-cards-about-college-242398469-dec-14-2012-1-600x420.jpg</image:loc><image:title>what-are-hilarious-e-cards-about-college-242398469-dec-14-2012-1-600x420</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-28T06:54:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/08/25/good-writers-are-great-listeners/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/good-listeners1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>good listener</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-08T14:51:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/08/26/what-you-dont-realize-about-moving-to-the-city/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/downtown.jpg</image:loc><image:title>downtown</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-26T18:53:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/08/22/the-friday-five-my-favorite-posts-of-the-week-5/</loc><lastmod>2014-09-06T13:42:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/08/21/being-single-does-not-mean-you-are-alone/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/1526879_2860327782424_242898176_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Featured Image -- 2933</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/1526879_2860327782424_242898176_n1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DAD?</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/563591_2775424099885_2017747322_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yes, that actually happened. </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-21T13:51:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/08/20/the-abcs-of-boredom/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/bored_cat_is_bored.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bored_Cat_Is_Bored</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-20T21:09:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/08/18/today-in-things-that-are-almost-true-rick-ross-is-a-vision-of-positivity/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/rick-ross.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rick-ross</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/maxresdefault.jpg</image:loc><image:title>maxresdefault</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-07T01:36:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/08/15/2901/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/fridayfive.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fridayfive</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/big-deal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>big deal</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-16T13:19:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/08/14/five-reasons-with-meg-lago-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/signature.jpg</image:loc><image:title>meg signature</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/untitled.png</image:loc><image:title>Featured Image -- 2910</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/untitled1.png</image:loc><image:title>Because why wouldn't you take my advice?  I'M HALF COW.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-14T13:40:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/08/19/50-thoughts-i-have-while-watching-house-hunters/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/tumblr_m7hrr4djdv1rzsvv3o1_5001.png</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_m7hrr4dJdv1rzsvv3o1_500</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/tumblr_m7hrr4djdv1rzsvv3o1_500.png</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_m7hrr4dJdv1rzsvv3o1_500</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-20T17:05:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/08/12/on-robin-williams-depression-and-coping-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/robin_williams-esquire1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>RIP Robin Williams</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-12T19:08:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/08/11/the-banana-crisis-of-2014/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/email.jpg</image:loc><image:title>email</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/10577009_10100242943471261_8104373331975977335_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10577009_10100242943471261_8104373331975977335_n</image:title><image:caption>exhibit A.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-11T21:07:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/08/08/2860/</loc><lastmod>2014-08-11T19:00:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/08/07/overheard-at-the-old-folks-home/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/a000002.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A000002</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-11T14:07:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/08/05/apparently-beyonce-couldnt-find-any-words-that-rhyme-with-elevator/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/1407053804788_wps_2_beyonce_jay_z_and_solange.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1407053804788_wps_2_Beyonce_Jay_Z_and_Solange</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-12T01:01:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/08/06/guest-post-racing-bananas-takes-over-half-and-half/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/gp.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GP</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/smoothie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>smoothie</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/tuna-salad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tuna salad</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/yogurt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yogurt</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/kim-apple.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kim Apple</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-07T00:37:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/08/04/how-to-determine-if-youre-actually-an-old-person/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/howto1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>HOWTO</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/howto.jpg</image:loc><image:title>HOWTO</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/fitover-sunglasses.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fitover-Sunglasses</image:title><image:caption>Lookin' good, girlfran!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-11T14:09:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/07/31/honest-facebook-status-updates/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/honest.jpg</image:loc><image:title>honest</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-04T12:13:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/07/30/skymallcontest/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/vin.png</image:loc><image:title>vin</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/bunk.png</image:loc><image:title>bunk</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/plant.png</image:loc><image:title>plant</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/push.png</image:loc><image:title>push</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/cabana.png</image:loc><image:title>cabana</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/skymall1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>skymall</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/skymall.jpg</image:loc><image:title>skymall</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-31T13:48:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/07/25/the-friday-five-my-favorite-posts-of-the-week-4/</loc><lastmod>2014-07-29T20:51:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/07/24/bloghop/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/bh.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BH</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-24T16:41:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/07/22/can-someone-please-help-me-with-bathroom-etiquette/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/untitled.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Untitled</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/br.jpg</image:loc><image:title>br</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-24T14:36:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/07/21/this-weekend-i-kicked-adversity-square-in-the-face/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/kick.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kick</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/unnamed-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed-2</image:title><image:caption>CHA-CHING.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/unnamed-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed-1</image:title><image:caption>So innocent. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/unnamed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>#HELP</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-21T14:49:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/07/18/friday-five-my-favorite-posts-of-the-week/</loc><lastmod>2014-07-25T00:23:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/07/17/a-rational-response-to-this-ridiculous-article-on-why-guys-think-girls-are-crazy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/snucvt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>snucvt</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-29T20:51:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/07/15/college/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/college-fees.jpg</image:loc><image:title>college-fees</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/almamater.jpg</image:loc><image:title>almamater</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-19T13:23:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/07/11/the-friday-five-my-favorite-posts-of-the-week-3/</loc><lastmod>2014-07-13T20:30:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/07/10/how-to-insult-people-game-of-thrones-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/jonsnow020513.jpg</image:loc><image:title>JonSnow020513</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/got.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GOT</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-11T19:37:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/07/09/the-spice-girls-are-the-reason-im-weird/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/spice.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SPICE</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-12T16:54:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/07/08/proud-member-of-the-clean-plate-club/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/cpc.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CPC</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-09T17:54:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/07/07/the-common-white-girls-thoughts-on-driving/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/cwg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CWG</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-09T14:17:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/07/04/fourth-of-ju-lies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/4th-of-july-pictures.png</image:loc><image:title>4th-of-july-pictures</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-04T23:12:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/07/05/the-friday-five-my-favorite-posts-of-the-week-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/screen-shot-2014-07-03-at-8-13-45-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Half and Half</image:title><image:caption>BUTTON SWAG</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-12T19:08:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/07/03/the-ten-best-things-people-googled-to-get-to-this-blog/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/screen-shot-2014-07-03-at-7-32-59-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2014-07-03 at 7.32.59 AM</image:title><image:caption>drool. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-04T18:44:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/07/02/i-got-lost-in-the-dating-pool/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dp.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DP</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/clip_image0011.png</image:loc><image:title>clip_image0011</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-05T06:05:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/07/01/the-real-10-reasons-i-never-had-a-boyfriend/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/34610_1359713067994_2697654_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>34610_1359713067994_2697654_n</image:title><image:caption>Exhibit C.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/ugly.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ugly</image:title><image:caption>Exhibit A.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/121026032737-2002-ford-taurus-monster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>121026032737-2002-ford-taurus-monster</image:title><image:caption>Exhibit C.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/bf-e1404387299485.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BF</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-02T17:04:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/06/26/thirteenthbirthday/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/boobs.png</image:loc><image:title>boobs</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>11</image:title><image:caption>Waterboobloons.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-30T12:24:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/06/27/fridayfive2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/unnamed.png</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>THANK YOU. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/ty.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tY</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-10T16:01:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/06/25/pumpkins/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/halloweenpumpkins1-300x293.jpg</image:loc><image:title>HalloweenPumpkins1-300x293</image:title><image:caption>A pumpkin after my own heart. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/pumpkins.png</image:loc><image:title>pumpkins</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-26T14:38:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/06/24/how-to-determine-if-youre-lazy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/10-things-you-can-t-change-about-him-no-matter-how-hard-you-try-1494275974-jul-10-2012-600x335.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10-things-you-can-t-change-about-him-no-matter-how-hard-you-try-1494275974-jul-10-2012-600x335</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/lazy.png</image:loc><image:title>lazy</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-26T01:02:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/06/23/dont-you-have-a-text-message-to-answer-or-something/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/woman-texting-1-main.jpg</image:loc><image:title>woman-texting-1-main</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-26T20:33:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/06/20/the-friday-five-my-favorite-posts-of-the-week/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/5day.png</image:loc><image:title>5day</image:title><image:caption>Friday Favorites</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-22T14:03:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/06/19/walmart/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/walmart-shopping-cash-register-590ssl111210.jpg</image:loc><image:title>walmart-shopping-cash-register-590ssl111210</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-24T13:34:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/06/18/mascots-most-eligible-bachelors-capn-crunch/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/super_smash___cereal_brothers__by_nobunagasmash94-d6f5hen.png</image:loc><image:title>super_smash___cereal_brothers__by_nobunagasmash94-d6f5hen</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/20121204164923-bad-dog-300-captain-crunch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20121204164923-bad-dog-300-captain-crunch</image:title><image:caption>Nautical Headshot!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-19T13:24:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/06/05/girl-scouts-the-most-notorious-gang-in-history/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/lightenedwhitebackgroundmyultimategroup100_years_of_scouting_no_copy_4-27-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LightenedWhiteBackgroundMyUltimategroup100_Years_of_Scouting_No_Copy_4-27-11</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/getimgvlt11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GetImgVlt1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/getimgvlt1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GetImgVlt1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/10419038_3060596749023_1484915772041662725_n-e1401995986134.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10419038_3060596749023_1484915772041662725_n</image:title><image:caption>Pouty Meg, front and center. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-30T20:46:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/06/17/airportliving/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/airport.jpg</image:loc><image:title>airport</image:title><image:caption>Amen, license plate, amen.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-19T20:20:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/06/16/heaven/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/heavennhell.gif</image:loc><image:title>HeavenNHell</image:title><image:caption>Dichotomy City. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-17T18:39:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/06/11/is-there-anything-worse-than-a-bruised-banana/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/20140611-051241-18761863.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140611-051241-18761863.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-17T21:45:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/06/12/this-is-why-my-face-is-messed-up/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/7732_1258958589195_4107794_n-e1402584214954.jpg</image:loc><image:title>7732_1258958589195_4107794_n-e1402584214954</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-15T05:11:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/06/10/pressrelease/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/newspaper-clipart-2.png</image:loc><image:title>newspaper-clipart-2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-10T18:16:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/press/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/10259183_3008720732155_8853211509518723333_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10259183_3008720732155_8853211509518723333_o</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/10250343_2987915772044_3080990588087355341_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10250343_2987915772044_3080990588087355341_n</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-23T13:39:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/06/09/toefingers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/doctor-holding-prescription.jpg</image:loc><image:title>doctor-holding-prescription</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/photo-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo 2</image:title><image:caption>Somebody get me some toe gloves and hand socks, PRONTO.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/toe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>toe</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/photo-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo 5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/photo-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo 4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/photo-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo 3</image:title><image:caption>Exhibit A.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/photo-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo 2</image:title><image:caption>Somebody get this hand a shoe, PRONTO.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/photo-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo 1</image:title><image:caption>Thumb or Big Toe?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-22T18:16:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/06/04/firstdates/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/rapid-attraction.png</image:loc><image:title>rapid-attraction</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-01T22:36:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/06/03/i-claim-them-all-a-first-encounter-with-banned-books/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/banned1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Featured Image -- 2292</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/banned11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>banned</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/10151997_781056655246094_5324352482944610865_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Laura A. Lord</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-04T01:11:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/06/02/birthday-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/unnamed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-04T01:00:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/05/31/birthday/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/screen-shot-2014-05-31-at-8-29-34-am1.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2014-05-31 at 8.29.34 AM</image:title><image:caption>this is how you do a birthday invitation</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/screen-shot-2014-05-31-at-8-29-34-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2014-05-31 at 8.29.34 AM</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-09T03:35:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/05/30/almost25/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/10277933_3019744967754_1278567704264195489_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10277933_3019744967754_1278567704264195489_n</image:title><image:caption>this is how you look when you're 25. i think?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/growup.jpg</image:loc><image:title>growup</image:title><image:caption>amen. preach. yup.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-09T03:36:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/05/29/questions/</loc><lastmod>2014-05-30T11:30:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/contact-us/awards/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/freshly-pressed-circle.png</image:loc><image:title>freshly-pressed-circle</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/award-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>award-13</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/the-lighthouse-award.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the-lighthouse-award</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/liebster2.png</image:loc><image:title>liebster2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/unnamed1.png</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-10T07:20:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/05/28/applebeats/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/10365889_3051609164339_6132848565475813984_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10365889_3051609164339_6132848565475813984_n</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-29T17:00:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/05/27/boystexting/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/girlfriend-clingy-crazy-texting.gif</image:loc><image:title>girlfriend-clingy-crazy-texting</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-28T12:38:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/05/22/disney/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/now-thats-what-i-call-disney-cd.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Now-Thats-What-I-Call-Disney-CD</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/disney.png</image:loc><image:title>disney</image:title><image:caption>This compiler is a dunce. 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signature</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/announcement.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Featured Image -- 2190</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/untitled2.png</image:loc><image:title>Because why wouldn't you take my advice?  I'M HALF COW.</image:title><image:caption>Half-Cow swag like you dream about.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-19T16:30:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/05/16/tkam/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/399926_10150645962563465_129446698464_11251876_1295590158_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>399926_10150645962563465_129446698464_11251876_1295590158_n</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-17T18:18:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/05/14/skymall/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/165513-skymallopenerart_slide.jpg</image:loc><image:title>165513-skymallopenerart_slide</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/2.png</image:loc><image:title>2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/10173628_10152373975582103_503680905929699534_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10173628_10152373975582103_503680905929699534_n</image:title><image:caption>Professional. 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why wouldn't you take my advice?  I'M HALF COW.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/signature.jpg</image:loc></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/untitled.png</image:loc><image:title>Featured Image -- 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Shot 2014-04-13 at 7.07.31 PM</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-14T22:05:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/04/11/its-time-for-a-makeover/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/halfhalf2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>halfhalf</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/halfhalf1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>halfhalf</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-11T23:50:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/04/11/its-friday-chill-out/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/mash-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mash-21</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-11T23:48:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/04/10/chipotlesucks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/chipotle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chipotle</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/unnamed.png</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>My mother was not amused or supportive of my endeavors.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/chip21.png</image:loc><image:title>chip2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/chip2.png</image:loc><image:title>chip2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/chip.png</image:loc><image:title>chip</image:title><image:caption>The letter of good intentions.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-11T11:28:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/04/09/wuwtbrits/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/119670_512x288_generated.jpg</image:loc><image:title>119670_512x288_generated</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/unnamed-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed (1)</image:title><image:caption>Where is it actually $1?!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/unnamed1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed1</image:title><image:caption>An American vs. Brit reading this label = fun for all</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/unnamed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>My son knows more than I do.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-23T03:42:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/04/08/it-happened-again/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/untitled.png</image:loc><image:title>Untitled</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-08T18:50:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/04/07/the-common-white-girls-thoughts-on-smiling/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/hashtag-whitegirls.png</image:loc><image:title>hashtag-whitegirls</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-08T03:39:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/04/05/does-this-mean-im-cool/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/liebster2.png</image:loc><image:title>liebster2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-08T17:39:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/04/04/dogsrule/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/1982073_2966183988763_1305493048_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1982073_2966183988763_1305493048_n</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-02T05:56:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/04/02/cellphoneman/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/annoyingcellphoneguy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>AnnoyingCellPhoneGuy</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-12T20:04:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/04/01/timemachine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/hell-04.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hell-04</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-04T05:45:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/03/31/crazy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/radar_speed_sign_-_close-up_-_under_limit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Radar_speed_sign_-_close-up_-_under_limit</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-13T20:28:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/03/28/blues/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/zzzzz_2336519b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zzzzz_2336519b</image:title><image:caption>#mylife</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-08T19:37:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/03/27/imposter/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/mice.png</image:loc><image:title>mice</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-27T23:54:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/03/26/forks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/dishwasher-utensils.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dishwasher-utensils</image:title><image:caption>dishwasher death. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/untitled1.png</image:loc><image:title>Untitled</image:title><image:caption>I feel you, bro!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>4</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-27T13:34:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/03/24/work/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/12.png</image:loc><image:title>12</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/chipotle.png</image:loc><image:title>chipotle</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-22T14:54:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/03/21/marchmadness/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/200570_1612745833655_6077712_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>200570_1612745833655_6077712_n</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-22T03:34:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/03/20/westboro/</loc><lastmod>2014-03-20T20:22:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/03/19/the-girls-guide-to-packing-for-a-trip/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/packing-a-suitcase.jpg</image:loc><image:title>luggage stuffing</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-20T14:38:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/03/18/linger/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/streets-of-fermoy1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>icecream</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-24T15:09:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/03/14/drinking/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/stpats1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stpats1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-18T13:37:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/03/13/writing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/untitled.png</image:loc><image:title>Untitled</image:title><image:caption>more money, more problems.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-13T17:36:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/02/19/habits/</loc><lastmod>2014-03-11T23:16:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/03/10/pressure/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/screen-shot-2014-03-10-at-8-07-10-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2014-03-10 at 8.07.10 PM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/1901178_2912788853918_1710034811_n-e1394486158681.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1901178_2912788853918_1710034811_n</image:title><image:caption>TIME'S 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on 3-2-14 at 4.51 PM</image:title><image:caption>both of us are empty inside. 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I forgot what a giraffe looks like. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-04T00:34:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/02/18/misscleo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/115027794_640.jpg</image:loc><image:title>115027794_640</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/936592_2524877156368_703673254_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>936592_2524877156368_703673254_n</image:title><image:caption>sneaky, 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NOPE. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/320178_2232208839843_2140760095_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>320178_2232208839843_2140760095_n</image:title><image:caption>mid-swing. still alive. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/394487_2232203919720_1324832783_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>394487_2232203919720_1324832783_n</image:title><image:caption>525 feet of nothing but air. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/293009_2232206319780_1071057698_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>293009_2232206319780_1071057698_n</image:title><image:caption>Going to marry that guy. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-18T03:51:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/02/11/are-you-there-google-its-me-meg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/1488574_2852041295267_1373373397_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Best Book Cover, 2014.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/meg-lago-headshot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Meg Lago headshot</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-16T03:15:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/02/15/ellenpage/</loc><lastmod>2014-02-16T01:42:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/02/14/remembering-my-first-love/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/121220043947-fast-food-sodium-intro-horizontal-large-gallery.jpg</image:loc><image:title>121220043947-fast-food-sodium-intro-horizontal-large-gallery</image:title><image:caption>&lt;3</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-24T07:58:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/02/12/valentinesday/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/555500_2232152758441_123760002_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>555500_2232152758441_123760002_n</image:title><image:caption>beer = love</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-14T20:44:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/02/10/let-out-your-inner-child-childrens-lit-week-on-tipsy-lit/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/plazaeloise.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Featured Image -- 1104</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/plazaeloise1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Eloise at the Plaza Hotel by Kay Thompson</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-10T17:45:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/02/07/spoiler-alert-invention-of-the-century-inside/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/awk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>awk</image:title><image:caption>OMG, SOOOO TASTY!!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-13T02:10:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/02/06/chores/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/398399_2260186259261_1658324397_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>398399_2260186259261_1658324397_n</image:title><image:caption>No pants? No problem. #Laundry</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-07T14:28:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/02/05/kindergarten/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/250196_2260192859426_346997861_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>250196_2260192859426_346997861_n</image:title><image:caption>yeah, none of us really like attention.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-07T06:58:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/02/03/bathroom/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/yqmnol.jpg</image:loc><image:title>YQmnol</image:title><image:caption>NOOOOOO!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-06T14:29:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/02/02/superbowl/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/165066_1448633370946_2562414_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>165066_1448633370946_2562414_n</image:title><image:caption>before my team didn't make it. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-03T14:44:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/01/31/a-preview-of-my-weekend/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/casino.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CASINO</image:title><image:caption>pretty much.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-31T21:35:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/01/29/shoes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/neat-socks-hi.png</image:loc><image:title>neat-socks-hi</image:title><image:caption>Socks: A love story. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-16T22:55:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/01/28/besties/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/163817_1466535658492_1825272_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>163817_1466535658492_1825272_n</image:title><image:caption>*</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/388511_2474897186900_1455020772_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>388511_2474897186900_1455020772_n</image:title><image:caption>LlamaLoveAlways. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/17177_1291450721478_7157947_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>17177_1291450721478_7157947_n</image:title><image:caption>*</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/5206_1228827795944_5943382_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>5206_1228827795944_5943382_n</image:title><image:caption>*</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/320289_2231592424433_245954365_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>320289_2231592424433_245954365_n</image:title><image:caption>*</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/262303_1736529048158_2753898_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>262303_1736529048158_2753898_n</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-29T00:57:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/01/27/grammythoughts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/rs_634x1024-140126190338-634-paula-patton-robin-thicke-grammys-ms-012614.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rs_634x1024-140126190338-634.Paula-Patton-Robin-Thicke-Grammys.ms.012614</image:title><image:caption>Robin Thicke in velvet.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/o-jeremy-renner-570.jpg</image:loc><image:title>56th GRAMMY Awards - Show</image:title><image:caption>Jeremy Renner in every fabric imaginable. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/lat-christy-grammy-show-wre0014496955-20140126.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lat-christy-grammy-show-wre0014496955-20140126</image:title><image:caption>Pharrell being... Pharrell.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/lat-christy-grammy-show-wre0014496776-20140126.jpg</image:loc><image:title>??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????</image:title><image:caption>#oldies</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/la-et-ms-grammy-awards-2014-show-highlights-027.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1731688_ET_Grammy_Awards_Show_RCG_01_</image:title><image:caption>LLCOOLJ.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/grammy-taylor-perf_2803039k.jpg</image:loc><image:title>grammy-taylor-perf_2803039k</image:title><image:caption>Tay Swifty.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/grammy-madonna-per_2803045k.jpg</image:loc><image:title>grammy-madonna-per_2803045k</image:title><image:caption>Madonna living vicariously through... herself.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/grammy-lorde-perfo_2803043k.jpg</image:loc><image:title>grammy-lorde-perfo_2803043k</image:title><image:caption>Lorde as salad fingers.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/grammy-grohl_2803037k.jpg</image:loc><image:title>grammy-grohl_2803037k</image:title><image:caption>Dave Grohl.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/grammy-daft-smokey_2803053k.jpg</image:loc><image:title>grammy-daft-smokey_2803053k</image:title><image:caption>man-braid pigtail swag.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-27T22:27:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/01/26/grammys2014/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/zz-top-462-mr.png</image:loc><image:title>ZZ-Top-462-MR</image:title><image:caption>pass the torch already</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/pink-grammys__opt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pink-grammys__oPt</image:title><image:caption>Give this girl a job already. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/lindsey-buckingham-saturday-night-live-may-14-b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lindsey Buckingham Saturday Night Live May 14 b</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/kendrick-lamar-nominated-for-seven-grammys-2.png</image:loc><image:title>kendrick-lamar-nominated-for-seven-grammys-2</image:title><image:caption>Yes, yes I will marry you. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/rs_634x1024-140126101434-634-ne-yo-kevin-hart-roc-nation-jl-012614.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rs_634x1024-140126101434-634.Ne-Yo-Kevin-Hart-Roc-Nation.jl.012614</image:title><image:caption>too short to ride this ride.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/how-to-draw-gerald-from-hey-arnold_1_000000003942_5.png</image:loc><image:title>how-to-draw-gerald-from-hey-arnold_1_000000003942_5</image:title><image:caption>just an afro away.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/be8xuryiiaayjef.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Be8xURyIIAAyjef</image:title><image:caption>safety first. silence second. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/tumblr_n01go0ltmc1qz82gvo1_500.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_n01go0lTMC1qz82gvo1_500</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-27T14:53:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/01/26/grammy-live-tweet-crushedit/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/734453_10100114871323871_621936683_n.png</image:loc><image:title>734453_10100114871323871_621936683_n</image:title><image:caption>THANKS!!!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-27T01:33:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/01/24/paddleboarding/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/rtt-new.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rtt-new</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/1236206_2666945027976_2102196679_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1236206_2666945027976_2102196679_n</image:title><image:caption>so happy after the jetski debacle. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/524333_2206589359372_1410635145_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>524333_2206589359372_1410635145_n</image:title><image:caption>trying to dance... or something</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/1239993_2666927067527_1749120546_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1239993_2666927067527_1749120546_n</image:title><image:caption>heaven, paradise, whatever you call it. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/283765_2206595799533_744276094_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>283765_2206595799533_744276094_n</image:title><image:caption>struggles.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-26T17:51:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/01/22/snowday/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/1525019_855977956672_62465546_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1525019_855977956672_62465546_n</image:title><image:caption>Please ignore this picture and all others like it. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-23T16:00:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/01/23/tell-the-truth-50-of-the-time/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/11427_4704628975261_1214066220_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>11427_4704628975261_1214066220_n</image:title><image:caption>where's my snow day?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-23T14:40:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/01/16/remember-when/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/untitled.png</image:loc><image:title>Untitled</image:title><image:caption>and i wonder why i am the way i am. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-26T17:28:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/01/15/clouds/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/11111.png</image:loc><image:title>11111</image:title><image:caption>Best looking chipmunk in the sky?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/58793_1385971204431_3343747_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>58793_1385971204431_3343747_n</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/46616_1385971004426_2050339_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>46616_1385971004426_2050339_n</image:title><image:caption>Getting harnessed up by Lars. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/40331_1371314278017_2796332_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>40331_1371314278017_2796332_n</image:title><image:caption>*</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-22T20:55:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/01/14/burritos/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/379286_2432794574361_1725196299_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>379286_2432794574361_1725196299_n</image:title><image:caption>food on the brain.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-01T20:46:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/01/13/goldenglobes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/golden-globes-2014-nominees-winners-list.jpg</image:loc><image:title>golden-globes-2014-nominees-winners-list</image:title><image:caption>So... want to be friends?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/images.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>Woody Allen</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/rickmoranis1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rickmoranis(1)</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-13T18:15:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/01/09/single/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/563591_2775424099885_2017747322_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>563591_2775424099885_2017747322_n</image:title><image:caption>yes, that actually happened. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/1526879_2860327782424_242898176_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1526879_2860327782424_242898176_n</image:title><image:caption>DAD?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-21T17:07:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2014/01/06/newyearsresolutions-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/397504_10200883345786213_348987869_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>397504_10200883345786213_348987869_n</image:title><image:caption>Although, in 2014, I hope to not rob any banks.   </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-19T16:19:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2013/12/31/537/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/untitled.png</image:loc><image:title>Untitled</image:title><image:caption>cheers.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/198212_10150250008894829_3253349_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>198212_10150250008894829_3253349_n</image:title><image:caption>Don't be this girl.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-04T23:53:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2013/12/28/am-i-there-yet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/directions.jpg</image:loc><image:title>directions</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-28T14:15:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/2013/12/04/slightly-above-average-intelligence/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/dodgeball01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dodgeball01</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-26T15:52:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thehalfandhalfblog.com</loc><changefreq>daily</changefreq><priority>1.0</priority><lastmod>2018-10-08T17:18:38+00:00</lastmod></url></urlset>
